Put a Politician in Your Pocket Today!!
The Perfect All-Occasion Gift.
Well that's the point, right? You don't honestly believe that all these corporations and lobby groups are throwing money around out of the goodness of their hearts or a sincere desire to strengthen democracy, do you? Or that an MP won't be more likely to take your call if you and your spouse, all of your employees, children, dogs, goldfish, and dead Uncle Mike made the maximum individual contribution and helped fund the campaign that got him or her that overpaid job with the obscene pension plan? Representation can be a costly proposition.
Well you can put your wallet away. Here at the Undecided Party, though we freely admit to having considered the whole political contribution scam sorry, exercise (including some very attractive leasing options), we've decided that No Choice should be No Charge. As such, we can guarantee that no interest or individual will receive preferential treatment due to monetary behoovmentitude. That's not to say we won't be swayed by the way someone, as an example, wears their hair, but money will not be a factor.
(Of course, if the money is just BURNING a hole in your pocket,
Proudly declare your allegiance to no one with this free Undecided Party campaign lapel button. (c. 350 K)
Download these 8-ish by 10-ish files to use as posters, or flip the images and print them out on transfer paper to make your own Undecided Party t-shirts. (files about 600k)
For those not familiar with the term, Astroturf is an exciting improvement on so-called 'grassroots' activism, where supporters can now simply copy and paste their opinions from our website into their emails - which are then sent to TV, radio, and print media outlets throughout the area. And while most Astroturf campaigns try to hide their common point of origin, the UDP proudly asserts that all the ideas you express are ours.
Have a look at our exclusive Astroturf letter, and feel free to sign your name and forward it to your local media representatives.